Master Ping
Ping, he
delivers noodles and the Dragon Warrior named Po was serving out the noodles.
And then his father had to go out and collect some stuff for the noodles. So
Ping, he told the dragon warrior, named Po, to not use his Kung Fu, because he
usually does, to serve his noodles. Then Ping said “Do not use your Kung Fu to
serve the noodles.”
So he
started delivering some noodles out and then these giant pigs that were very
very fat walked into Ping’s noodle shop and Ping was still not back. And then
the pigs, they looked at this little rabbit and said “Are you the Dragon
Warrior” and then the little rabbit shook his head and then pointed to who the dragon
warrior was. He pointed to Po, but they thought it was the little goat. They
went to the little goat and they asked “Are you the Dragon Warrior” in a deep
deep voice. And then the goat said no and then Po said that he is the Dragon
Warrior and then the three fat pigs went to him. And then they bowed down in a
Kung Fu way and they asked the Dragon Warrior named Po, they asked him to show
them the three secret moves and he said “I cannot. Master Shifu has to decide
that, whoever gets to see the secret moves.”
And then the
three pigs said “Then you’ll have to fight us if you don’t show us the secret
moves.” And then he fighted them! And then they started fighting. It was way
hard for Po, but do you remember? His dad said do not use his kung fu in his
noodle shop. And they went when they
were fighting, they went into the shop, his noodle place where he makes the
noodle. And then they fighted and fighted. And then pans and noodles and lots
of stuff were flying around. And then a fire came! And Kung Fu Panda didn’t
know and neither did the pigs, all they knew was that Kung Fu Panda won!
And then
Ping was back, Po’s dad. And then the dragon warrior said “You won’t believe
what happened!” Then Po’s dad looked in and Po and then Po’s dad went like this
<mouth wide open in astonishment>. And then, here’s the funny part, then
Po started going like this <whistling> and when he did the roof fell
down! Then his house was destroyed so then every Kung Fu person had to fix it
so then Ping had to live where the Dragon Warrior lives, in the Jade Palace.
Then Po said “Master Shifu, are you sure you want to do this? because my dad is
really really really tough on you of selling his noodles.”
He mentioned
that Master Shifu said “It’s okay, he can stay.” And then it was time for them
to go to sleep. I forgot some parts of it.
And then Ping
woke up and Po woke up. And then Ping started going like <swallowing noises, kind of like choking
noises>. And then it went through all the Kung Fu warriors rooms and then
everyone couldn’t sleep and then it was morning time. And it was time to train.
And then when they were training, Tigress, she fell asleep on Po, and then Po
pushed her off him and then she did this <swung her arm> in his face. And
then she did that again. And then Master Shifu, he went over to Ping, there was
a giant bowl, and he was using that giant bowl to make his soup and then he
didn’t like that. And then he used little bowls and he was out there selling
noodles. And the place where they could eat was inside the Jade Palace, that’s
where everyone could eat. And Master Shifu was the servant and after he was
done serving noodles he went into the Jade Palace and saw all the people eating
and guess what they did? They used all the Kung Fu artifacts like a giant
knife, they used that to eat their noodles!
And then the
giant pigs came back, but they came to the Jade Palace to see Master Shifu to
learn the three secret moves. But then they thought Ping was Master Shifu. So
then they, while Ping was sleeping, the pigs were there and they stole his dad!
And the next morning they trapped him in a neck trap. They kept ordering him to
teach them the secret moves and if he didn’t teach them the secret moves, they
would use a weird kind of knife to chop his head off. But he kept saying he
didn’t know Kung Fu. But then when they showed him the knife they were going to
cut his neck off he said “Kung Fu? Oh, I know Kung Fu!” And then he started
teaching them Kung Fu.
One he said
they had a stick and they would hold it up and then easily balance it down. But
when they quickly hit their stick up, they hit each other and they all went
over there.
But then the
second move he showed them they all put their hands out and he said “Knick
Paddy Wack, Knick Paddy Wack, Knick Paddy Wack”. But the pigs said “How is this
going to teach us Kung Fu?” And they wanted to destroy Po. And then Ping remembered
that Po taught him a real Kung Fu move,
the one Po teached him how to do. And then he put every three pigs in
place and he said “You got to do a punch and then spin around and then kick him
and you got to kick him right in the middle of his belly.” And the pig did that
to the other pig and then the pig was like this <arms stretched out wide,
silly grin on his face>.
And then
Ping told them that that was called the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick”. And then the
three pigs said “This is just what we need”, actually the two pigs because one
was frozen. “This is just what we need to destroy the Dragon Warrior.”
Then Po, he
knew that his dad was kidnapped from them so he was running back and he just
got there. And then his dad was trying to protect him because he was just about
to get him so inside he said “No, I will kill him.”
So he started
to fight him and then he started to talk to him and then he started to talk to
him while they were fighting. And then they wanted to fight him so then he had
to, he told him that he taught them the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick.” So then they kept
fighting so then he used the frozen pig to fight with so he wouldn’t get the “Chawa
Kung Fu Kick” on him. And then he killed one of them and then the other one got
the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick” on him and Ping did the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick” on the
leader of them.
And then
they won so they walked back to the Jade Palace and they got the Furious Five
and they went back to his noodle shop and then they all showed him the noodle
shop and then he said “Is this the only paint you could find?” And then they
all laughed and laughed and laughed and then
The End!
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