Mater Tales

Mater Tales

So Mater was teaching Luigi how to fly and then Kachow showed up and he asked “Mater, what are you doing?”

“I’m teaching Luigi how to fly.”

And he said “Haha, you don’t know how to fly?”

“Yes, I do? You want me to tell you a story how?”

It all started when he was towing this car someplace where there were a lot of airplanes. And then he met a lot of airplanes and Mater said they were all nice. And then he saw jet planes and he was like “Wow!” And then he came down the town to load the guy up.

And then he went to  a place that said “I can teach any guy how to fly guaranteed!”

And Mater thought “Huh, I want to learn how to fly.” Then Mater went into that shop and asked the guy 

“Can you teach me how to fly?”

And the guy said “Sure I can teach you how to fly.” And Mater doesn’t have any wings!

But the guy had someone else that could make him wings and get a propeller on him. So then he put the propeller and the wings on him, he just had to sign the paper, but then when he went he forgot one thing. He forgot a paper, but it was a special piece of paper that taught him how to fly. But then when he went he fell. 

And then the guy said “Oh, I got to change that sign, I can’t teach everyone how to fly.”

And then he popped up and he went up and he was so high up the air. And then he said “Oh, I should keep that sign there.” And then when he went up, his hook hit a power line and it made him fly backwards. Mater said “Look, I’m flying backwards!”

And then one of the air hawks, they were putting on a show the next afternoon, and one of the hawks got their ring broke, but they saw Mater flying backwards and they choosed him to be one of their guys. He had white stripes on him and he was painted red.

 And then it was the show. And they planned something all new! And they made Mater tic tac toe. They made one drawing of Mater and it said “Mater”. And then it came for the grand finale. He was flying backwards! And then he broke the record in the sky. And then his parts were breaking off and he had no wings and he began to fall.

But then Kachow said “Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened next?”

And he said “Don’t you remember?”

And then Mater told the story. And then Air Hawk Kachow flew out, caught Mater, then he throwed him down there where he pressed a button and when he pressed the button, fireworks came out!

And then Mater said “The End” and when he said “The End” it was

The End

Master Ping - Kung Fu Panda Legend of Awesomeness

Master Ping

Ping, he delivers noodles and the Dragon Warrior named Po was serving out the noodles. And then his father had to go out and collect some stuff for the noodles. So Ping, he told the dragon warrior, named Po, to not use his Kung Fu, because he usually does, to serve his noodles. Then Ping said “Do not use your Kung Fu to serve the noodles.”

So he started delivering some noodles out and then these giant pigs that were very very fat walked into Ping’s noodle shop and Ping was still not back. And then the pigs, they looked at this little rabbit and said “Are you the Dragon Warrior” and then the little rabbit shook his head and then pointed to who the dragon warrior was. He pointed to Po, but they thought it was the little goat. They went to the little goat and they asked “Are you the Dragon Warrior” in a deep deep voice. And then the goat said no and then Po said that he is the Dragon Warrior and then the three fat pigs went to him. And then they bowed down in a Kung Fu way and they asked the Dragon Warrior named Po, they asked him to show them the three secret moves and he said “I cannot. Master Shifu has to decide that, whoever gets to see the secret moves.”

And then the three pigs said “Then you’ll have to fight us if you don’t show us the secret moves.” And then he fighted them! And then they started fighting. It was way hard for Po, but do you remember? His dad said do not use his kung fu in his noodle shop.  And they went when they were fighting, they went into the shop, his noodle place where he makes the noodle. And then they fighted and fighted. And then pans and noodles and lots of stuff were flying around. And then a fire came! And Kung Fu Panda didn’t know and neither did the pigs, all they knew was that Kung Fu Panda won!

And then Ping was back, Po’s dad. And then the dragon warrior said “You won’t believe what happened!” Then Po’s dad looked in and Po and then Po’s dad went like this <mouth wide open in astonishment>. And then, here’s the funny part, then Po started going like this <whistling> and when he did the roof fell down! Then his house was destroyed so then every Kung Fu person had to fix it so then Ping had to live where the Dragon Warrior lives, in the Jade Palace. Then Po said “Master Shifu, are you sure you want to do this? because my dad is really really really tough on you of selling his noodles.”

He mentioned that Master Shifu said “It’s okay, he can stay.” And then it was time for them to go to sleep. I forgot some parts of it.

And then Ping woke up and Po woke up. And then Ping started going like  <swallowing noises, kind of like choking noises>. And then it went through all the Kung Fu warriors rooms and then everyone couldn’t sleep and then it was morning time. And it was time to train. And then when they were training, Tigress, she fell asleep on Po, and then Po pushed her off him and then she did this <swung her arm> in his face. And then she did that again. And then Master Shifu, he went over to Ping, there was a giant bowl, and he was using that giant bowl to make his soup and then he didn’t like that. And then he used little bowls and he was out there selling noodles. And the place where they could eat was inside the Jade Palace, that’s where everyone could eat. And Master Shifu was the servant and after he was done serving noodles he went into the Jade Palace and saw all the people eating and guess what they did? They used all the Kung Fu artifacts like a giant knife, they used that to eat their noodles!

And then the giant pigs came back, but they came to the Jade Palace to see Master Shifu to learn the three secret moves. But then they thought Ping was Master Shifu. So then they, while Ping was sleeping, the pigs were there and they stole his dad! And the next morning they trapped him in a neck trap. They kept ordering him to teach them the secret moves and if he didn’t teach them the secret moves, they would use a weird kind of knife to chop his head off. But he kept saying he didn’t know Kung Fu. But then when they showed him the knife they were going to cut his neck off he said “Kung Fu? Oh, I know Kung Fu!” And then he started teaching them Kung Fu.

One he said they had a stick and they would hold it up and then easily balance it down. But when they quickly hit their stick up, they hit each other and they all went over there.

But then the second move he showed them they all put their hands out and he said “Knick Paddy Wack, Knick Paddy Wack, Knick Paddy Wack”. But the pigs said “How is this going to teach us Kung Fu?” And they wanted to destroy Po. And then Ping remembered that Po taught him a real Kung Fu move,  the one Po teached him how to do. And then he put every three pigs in place and he said “You got to do a punch and then spin around and then kick him and you got to kick him right in the middle of his belly.” And the pig did that to the other pig and then the pig was like this <arms stretched out wide, silly grin on his face>.

And then Ping told them that that was called the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick”. And then the three pigs said “This is just what we need”, actually the two pigs because one was frozen. “This is just what we need to destroy the Dragon Warrior.”

Then Po, he knew that his dad was kidnapped from them so he was running back and he just got there. And then his dad was trying to protect him because he was just about to get him so inside he said “No, I will kill him.”

So he started to fight him and then he started to talk to him and then he started to talk to him while they were fighting. And then they wanted to fight him so then he had to, he told him that he taught them the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick.” So then they kept fighting so then he used the frozen pig to fight with so he wouldn’t get the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick” on him. And then he killed one of them and then the other one got the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick” on him and Ping did the “Chawa Kung Fu Kick” on the leader of them.

And then they won so they walked back to the Jade Palace and they got the Furious Five and they went back to his noodle shop and then they all showed him the noodle shop and then he said “Is this the only paint you could find?” And then they all laughed and laughed and laughed and then

The End!

Wreck-It Ralph

He lives in a video game and in that video game there is a house with a lot of people in it. The Wreck-It breaks it then Fix-It comes and fixes it with his magical hammer. Whatever he touches gets fixed.

And Wreck-It comes to the house and breaks it in the video game, that’s the main thing, he breaks it and Fix-It comes and fixes it. And then Wreck-It went turbo into another video game. Then he went into another one. He went into two different video games. And one of the places is everything there is made out of candy!

And this other one is where you’re supposed to kill these spiders and go into a place. And you have to go all the way to the top and get a medal. And then there’s these things that are giant robot spider eggs and if you touch the eggs they hatch and then in one minute they turn giant. And in that game you have to kill them.

And there is this girl, when she glitches, she gets out of any trap. And when she’s glitching she can’t come out of her video game. And if she stays in her video game she dies. So Wreck-It wrecked her car and if she goes past the finish line then she doesn’t get glitched anymore. And before the race, Wreck-It wrecked her car.

So he went to Fix-It who was in jail. So here’s a funny part, there was a bar made out of chocolate and it was loose, but it couldn’t break. But remember whatever he touches gets fixed. And he got it out and said “I can break it”, but then he got his hammer out and hit it and all the bars poofed up because he fixes things!

And there is this king of candy land and he was pretending to be the king when he actually is this guy from a different video game that got shut down. He made himself look like the king. And then the race came up, but the car was still broken. But then Wreck-It wrecked the door to the jail and freed Fix-It, so Fix-It fixed the car and then she got past everyone except the King which actually isn’t the king. And he was in the race, too. So she crashed onto the king’s car and she was backwards. She tried to back up but she couldn’t because she was on the car. Then he started blinking back to who he really was, so then she knew he wasn’t the king, but he was still in the race so he was still trying to win.

And then she glitched and got so far away from him ahead. And then she was so close to the finish line, and she was so close to the finish line and if she crossed the finish line her glitches would be gone. And then she crashed into lollipops! And they sticked onto her car because her car was made out of candy. And then Wreck-It Ralph, he was so strong he got the lollipops off, but her car was broken. And Fix-It couldn’t fix it because all the lollipops are on it. 

But then Wreck-It Ralph got all the lollipops off and then Fix-It could fix it! And then she got her glitches gone and she was the princess! Everyone forgot that she was the Princess. And when she had her glitches, she didn’t look like the princess. But when her glitches were gone, she was the Princess.

Paper Man

Well this man waiting for a train ride and then everyone goes past him and a lot trains go past him because it’s not his train. And then this note goes past and the girl catches it then it gets off again and hits him in the face. And one of his got lost and hits her in the face then when he takes it off it has lipgloss on it because it hit her in the face.

And then he was looking at the paper and then her train came past and she got on. And when he looked at her she was already on the train and she left with it. And then when he got to work he saw her at work because his work was right beside her work.

And then he wanted to know her so he went like this <waves arms frantically in front of him>. And that didn’t work so then his boss came by and gave him a handful of paper work that he was supposed to do and then he made them into paper planes and began to throw them to her until there was a pile this big <holds hands a few inches apart> and none of them made it through her window.

And then he had one paper left, the one that was kissed with lipgloss on it. And he made it into a paper plane and it had to make it. But it was so close, but then it just got into a mailbox. And then he had to run down to get that one. And then he ran down and got it. And then it flied out of his hand and it went where all the other ones of his went. And then the wind blew that one up. And then all of them went up and they were doing a little, funny dance. And then the kissed one, it flew to the girl and she wanted to get it so she was getting it. And all the other ones went to the guy and trapped him in it and it made him walk everywhere. And then they both got to each other. And then they were so close to kissing, and then boom! It was over.

The End

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This blog is for the movie and tv reveiws of a certain seven year old and maybe some of his friends. He has fun and interesting ways of telling people about the movies and shows he sees. He told me that he has Saturdays off so there will be no posts on Saturdays.

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